get to know me meme1/5 favorite female characters: ELLE WOODS 
"If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a bonehead."

eabernathy:

halloween in Australia

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dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 60 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
shaniqua
Anonymous

soz lil’ mumma
gotta take yoself off anon before you get yo treat x

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Melis

Misery business - paramore

Electric feel - mgmt

Life’s a happy song - the muppets

have friends in holy spaces - panic! at the disco

Silver coin - angus & julia stone

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wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

stilestnski:

Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.

celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

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mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

myra :D

Miss atomic bomb - the killers

You’ve got the love - florence + the machine

Reminder - mumford & sons

Anti-d - the wombats

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